I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
А Вот собственно и сам плод моей воспаленной фантазии. Немного сюрреализма и чудес и вот, что получилось. Если что, сорри за ошибки)))
читать и удивлятьсяThat morning seemed to be unusual from the very beginning. It was very warm although summer didn’t start yet. Than I felt sunbeams playing on my cheeks. It was a pleasant lie—in and I didn’t want to open my eyes. For several minutes I lay thinking about my plans for that unexpected weekend. I had a plenty of house— and homework, but I was longing for an escape from all this stuff. Well, in order to do at least something it was time to get up. I opened my eyes and saw a bright blue sky without any cloud above. “What a realistic wallpapers” — I thought.
Stop! A sky? How could it be?! I jumped and looked around in astonishment. I found myself lying in bed at a beautiful sandy, palm—fringed beach. What is more, it was an island, a tropical island! “Well, very nice illusion” — I said aloud, shut my eyes and than opened them again. But sky, beach and sea didn’t disappear. For the first moment I couldn’t realize that it was real, It just couldn’t be. But it was real, I woke up on an tropical island, alone. The next hour was like a nightmare. I was running along the beach, shouting for somebody to hear me. Than I started to look at the horizon if there was some ship or at least a boat. I hoped it was just a joke of my friends. But nobody came to help me, so I kept on running, looking for someone. After several hours of bustling I was all in and had sit and rest. It was almost midday already, the clock on my wrist showed 11.30 a.m. On reflection I decided that I should go deeper into the island and look for some food and shelter. All I could do at the moment was to survive the first day, I was sure that tomorrow I will find a way back home. So I went to explore the island. It was quite big, the end of the beach mingled with the blue sky somewhere on the horizon. There were a lots of palm trees on the islands. The chattering of birds had a soothing effect on me. I collected some stones and managed to knock down several bunches of bananas and some coconuts. That was a breakfast of my dreams! And after eating my meal I thought it wasn’t so bad there on the island. And when after a 30 minutes walk I found a source of fresh water life seemed wonderful. I spent the whole day wandering around the island, admiring it’s beauty and calmness. Before the sunset I gathered some sticks to kit a fire. Luckily I had some matches, hidden by my elder sister Jenny under the pillow. She smokes and usually hides her cigarettes in my bad for parents not to find them.
The evening was gorgeous! Sitting near the fire on a tropical island, eating bananas and looking at the incredible sunset was one of my dreams for the whole life. When the last sunbeams disappeared beyond the horizon and it became dark, a crazy thought came to my mind. I had one another dream, or idea so to say — some adventure, dangerous and exciting, which I could then recollect and retell dozen of times. And before I managed to drive away this thought I heard some noise, it came from the nearest palm trees. I turned around and stiffened in astonishment. There were several people, standing at a distance of 20 meters and gazing at me, they had torches in their hands. They looked like savages wearing loincloths ['lɔɪnklɔθ] and strange haircuts that looked like a plenty of dreadlocks (тонкие косички в африканском стиле). And also their bodies were painted with green and black colors. I don’t know how I managed to mention all this in a second, because my brain seemed paralyzed. The next moment one of the savages, who had the longest hair, pointed his finger at me and uttered some strange sounds. He seemed to ask about something. I understood I had to respond: “Uhm, hello! Who are you?” — I just couldn’t say something more stupid. The savage repeated more loudly and before I could think of some appropriate answer, the other savages rushed towards me…….
I screamed and ran as fast as my legs would carry me. It was very hard to run on sandy beach, but the savages didn’t seem to notice that. They followed me, crying out some unknown words. I don’t know whether they were calling me, or just discussing dishes that could be prepared from my flash, but I didn’t like that sound either. I tried to hide myself behind some palm trees, but the savages noticed me and followed there. In several minutes I got dirty and scratched all over the body, I felt trickle of blood on my left cheek. The savages approached very fast, although I tried to escape with all my might. When there was only several meters between us, I fell down and was very quickly tied up with hard robes…….
Two savages picked up my body and carried it deep into the island. I was crying and trying to loose the robes, but it was no use. Than I tried to talk to some of the savages, but no matter how loudly I shouted, they didn’t make any notice of me. And than, the moment I was ready to say goodbye to my life, one of the porters accidentally hit my head against a palm tree. I lost consciousness. When I regained my senses I didn’t want to open my eyes. I was afraid to see some savage approaching towards me with a knife and bloodthirsty expression on his face. But the next moment I felt someone shaking my body, as if trying to awake. “Get up, U lazy thing! — I heard my sisters voice —It’s high time to go to picnic! U don’t want your boyfriend wait for U during an hour, don’t U? And give back my cigarettes!” I opened my eyes and saw Jenny, we were in the bedroom. “Wooh, it was just a dream… — I sighed with relief — Jenny, U’ll never believe what I have seen!”
“Oh, so U liked my present? Did I fulfill all you crazy dreams?” — Jenny was smiling playfully
“What? What do U mean???”
But Jenny didn’t answer, she just winked, smiled cunningly at me ran out of the room, leaving me alone with my thoughts….
читать и удивлятьсяThat morning seemed to be unusual from the very beginning. It was very warm although summer didn’t start yet. Than I felt sunbeams playing on my cheeks. It was a pleasant lie—in and I didn’t want to open my eyes. For several minutes I lay thinking about my plans for that unexpected weekend. I had a plenty of house— and homework, but I was longing for an escape from all this stuff. Well, in order to do at least something it was time to get up. I opened my eyes and saw a bright blue sky without any cloud above. “What a realistic wallpapers” — I thought.
Stop! A sky? How could it be?! I jumped and looked around in astonishment. I found myself lying in bed at a beautiful sandy, palm—fringed beach. What is more, it was an island, a tropical island! “Well, very nice illusion” — I said aloud, shut my eyes and than opened them again. But sky, beach and sea didn’t disappear. For the first moment I couldn’t realize that it was real, It just couldn’t be. But it was real, I woke up on an tropical island, alone. The next hour was like a nightmare. I was running along the beach, shouting for somebody to hear me. Than I started to look at the horizon if there was some ship or at least a boat. I hoped it was just a joke of my friends. But nobody came to help me, so I kept on running, looking for someone. After several hours of bustling I was all in and had sit and rest. It was almost midday already, the clock on my wrist showed 11.30 a.m. On reflection I decided that I should go deeper into the island and look for some food and shelter. All I could do at the moment was to survive the first day, I was sure that tomorrow I will find a way back home. So I went to explore the island. It was quite big, the end of the beach mingled with the blue sky somewhere on the horizon. There were a lots of palm trees on the islands. The chattering of birds had a soothing effect on me. I collected some stones and managed to knock down several bunches of bananas and some coconuts. That was a breakfast of my dreams! And after eating my meal I thought it wasn’t so bad there on the island. And when after a 30 minutes walk I found a source of fresh water life seemed wonderful. I spent the whole day wandering around the island, admiring it’s beauty and calmness. Before the sunset I gathered some sticks to kit a fire. Luckily I had some matches, hidden by my elder sister Jenny under the pillow. She smokes and usually hides her cigarettes in my bad for parents not to find them.
The evening was gorgeous! Sitting near the fire on a tropical island, eating bananas and looking at the incredible sunset was one of my dreams for the whole life. When the last sunbeams disappeared beyond the horizon and it became dark, a crazy thought came to my mind. I had one another dream, or idea so to say — some adventure, dangerous and exciting, which I could then recollect and retell dozen of times. And before I managed to drive away this thought I heard some noise, it came from the nearest palm trees. I turned around and stiffened in astonishment. There were several people, standing at a distance of 20 meters and gazing at me, they had torches in their hands. They looked like savages wearing loincloths ['lɔɪnklɔθ] and strange haircuts that looked like a plenty of dreadlocks (тонкие косички в африканском стиле). And also their bodies were painted with green and black colors. I don’t know how I managed to mention all this in a second, because my brain seemed paralyzed. The next moment one of the savages, who had the longest hair, pointed his finger at me and uttered some strange sounds. He seemed to ask about something. I understood I had to respond: “Uhm, hello! Who are you?” — I just couldn’t say something more stupid. The savage repeated more loudly and before I could think of some appropriate answer, the other savages rushed towards me…….
I screamed and ran as fast as my legs would carry me. It was very hard to run on sandy beach, but the savages didn’t seem to notice that. They followed me, crying out some unknown words. I don’t know whether they were calling me, or just discussing dishes that could be prepared from my flash, but I didn’t like that sound either. I tried to hide myself behind some palm trees, but the savages noticed me and followed there. In several minutes I got dirty and scratched all over the body, I felt trickle of blood on my left cheek. The savages approached very fast, although I tried to escape with all my might. When there was only several meters between us, I fell down and was very quickly tied up with hard robes…….
Two savages picked up my body and carried it deep into the island. I was crying and trying to loose the robes, but it was no use. Than I tried to talk to some of the savages, but no matter how loudly I shouted, they didn’t make any notice of me. And than, the moment I was ready to say goodbye to my life, one of the porters accidentally hit my head against a palm tree. I lost consciousness. When I regained my senses I didn’t want to open my eyes. I was afraid to see some savage approaching towards me with a knife and bloodthirsty expression on his face. But the next moment I felt someone shaking my body, as if trying to awake. “Get up, U lazy thing! — I heard my sisters voice —It’s high time to go to picnic! U don’t want your boyfriend wait for U during an hour, don’t U? And give back my cigarettes!” I opened my eyes and saw Jenny, we were in the bedroom. “Wooh, it was just a dream… — I sighed with relief — Jenny, U’ll never believe what I have seen!”
“Oh, so U liked my present? Did I fulfill all you crazy dreams?” — Jenny was smiling playfully
“What? What do U mean???”
But Jenny didn’t answer, she just winked, smiled cunningly at me ran out of the room, leaving me alone with my thoughts….
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